Spending $12.5 billion on new aircraft, this is truly a government serious about cuts.
"No this was money set aside for this by a previous government!"
"So why don’t you use that money instead to fund the program’s you’re cutti-"
"NEW FIGHTER JETS NNNNYYYYYEEEEEEOOOOOWW!"
my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time
and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”
and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”
like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college